Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
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this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
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Just high enough for therapy.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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