ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
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I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
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Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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