It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
The Olympian is in my bed
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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