my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
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You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
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This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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