You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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