just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I think I sprained my soul last night
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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