i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
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These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
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We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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