Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
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he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
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I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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