So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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