No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
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i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
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Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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