Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
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There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
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My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
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I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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