never play flip cup with pint glasses
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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