I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
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youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
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I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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