dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
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No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
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It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
FUCK WHALES
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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