Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
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Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
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she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
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