Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
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I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
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HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
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You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
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