I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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