My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
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They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
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yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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