Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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