He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
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She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
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Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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