Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
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