Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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