But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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