You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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