My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
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Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I have surprise drugs for everyone
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
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She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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