Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I wish you could order shots online.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
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It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
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IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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