If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
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On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
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Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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