11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
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she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
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My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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