So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Randomize
