I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
if only i could text you this smell
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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