you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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