'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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