listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
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I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
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Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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