Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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