too bad you live with your parents still
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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