Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
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im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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