Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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