What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
You were trust falling into bushes
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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