fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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