You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
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for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
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So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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