Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
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Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
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So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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