I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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