And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
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He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
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Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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