Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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