the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Randomize
