Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
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beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
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Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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