Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
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Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
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Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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