Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
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She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
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I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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