spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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