my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
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yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
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according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
My penis needs a shock collar
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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