Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Me too!
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
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