I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
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I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
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Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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